Day in the Life of Vampire Phil
i really love this gif because it shows that a teenager with a computer managed to make more believable vampires than twilight
i always sleep in a sports bra and shorts bcs then if my parents ever catch me in our kitchen at night i can pretend its because im leaving to go for a run and not bcs im secretly trying to eat large quantities of cake at 4 in the morning
What kinda motherfucking genie are u
a very unhealthy one
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
sometimes i look back at my drawings and im like
"hey maybe i can actually pass off as a serious artist"
but then i look through my files and
Lupita Nyong’o talks about how strange the rumors about her are. Ellen can relate.
There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! OMFG YES! GIVE IT TO ME
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
tiny bedtime story by wirrow
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG